The Gay Pimp

A few months back I ran across a song. The singer of the song is named Jonny McGovern. His stage name is the Gay Pimp.

The song goes like this:

I know what you do,
and I say to you,
I heard what you say,
on the radio everyday.
And I’m pissed to see,
say you want to hurt me,
now your making me,
make this my gay pimp destiny –

You picked the wrong fag to fuck with.
You picked the wrong queen, bitch!
I’m here to let all my little fags know
They got a daddy whose gonna take care of business.

Hard enough for kids to grow up gay
Without some fake hard-core bitch
Why you so scared
Maybe you think you’re gay
Do you feel bad for sucking me off the other day?

You picked the wrong fag to fuck with.
You picked the wrong queen, bitch!
I’m here to let all my little fags know
They got a daddy whose gonna take care of business.

(Spoken):
(Gay Pimp): That’s right God Damn it, you picked the wrong fag to fuck with.
I’m looking out for my little gay babies, and you be messing with them.

(Unknown White Rapper): What ya gonna do about it gay pimp?

(Gay Pimp): I’ll tell ya what I’m gonna do, I’ll make you act all faggy. Watch out!

(Unknown White Rapper): Damn that’s gay.

(Gay Pimp): Oooo…

(Gay Pimp): MMM…

(Gay Pimp): Ha, who’s the fag now?

I’m mad. I’m bad, I’m sick of you messing with my fags
Gonna slap your ass down to the ground
Take you to the class, make you my clown
I’m sick of all this hard-core shit
Don’t mess the the gansta pimp!
Cause I will fuck you, if you don’t realize that
You picked the wrong fag to fuck with.
You picked the wrong queen, bitch!
I’m here to let all my little fags know
They got a daddy whose gonna take care of business.




LOVE IT!! If you get a change listen to this song.

I didn’t think a song like this could change the world much until I was telling a woman I work with about it and she stated that she had heard her 11 year old son singing it to himself.

(No comments as to why an 11 year old would have heard this song and be using this language)

Yet if kids are going to by subjected to the inherent homophobia of Eminem, then I am tickled pink that some 11 year old boy in Ohio has heard this song and even though he may not realize what a political statement he is making by singing it with his friends, what a wave it makes!